What if I carried confetti in my pockets everywhere i went just in case someone starts to annoy me and I can just throw it in the air as i say something really insulting like “go away” or “go fuck yourself you dog face gremlin”. Maybe they won’t get as upset about it.

suit yourself

So I know everyone doesn’t like to same type of music as me, but one of my favorites is this band called Preschool Tea Party Massacre…

And you don’t have to listen to them if you don’t want to, but I just want the world of tumblr to take a moment and enjoy this. I feel like you guys would appreciate them as much as I do. :))))

Also, when I die fuck a eulogy I want everyone to read off these song titles at my funeral. 

(From the album Hot Lunch! 2012)

1. Casey Anthony Can Get It Because I Like A Girl With Junk In Her Trunk
2. Nun Brains
3. Butt Raped By Bigfoot
4. Force Fed Vomit
5. I’m Gonna Fuck Me A Moose
6. Fuck Me Gently… With A Chainsaw
7. Sir Rapes-A-Lot
8. I’ve Got MS, Show Me Your Tits
9. Some Call It Stalking, I Call It Love
10. Fucked At Gunpoint
11. High School Yearbook Masturbation
12. Underage Sleepover Sex Party
13. Go Play In Traffic
14. Just Your Typical Family Sex Dungeon
15. Lesbian Boy Torture
16. You’re Just A Hole To Me

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(From the album Return to the Bone Concubine. 2007)

1. Bludgeoned with a Vacuum Cleaner
2. Alien Rape
3. Faking Retardation to Fondle Women
4. I Wonder What a Woolly Mammoth Burger Would Taste Like
5. Raped for Two Years
6. Fast Times at Abu Ghraib
7. Mr. Potato Head the Convicted Wife-Beater
8. Explaining to Police Why You Masturbate in the Public Library
9. Baseball Bat Abortion
10. The Lost Hitler Golf Trophy
11. Sorry Miss, I Was Giving Myself an Oil Job
12. Almost as Cool as Stealing Prosthetic Legs
13. Things Got a Little Out of Hand So I Bit Off Her Nose
14. Umbrella Sodomy
15. Bringing Invisibility to a Gun Fight
16. First Freehold, Then the World, then Space
17. Underage Girls Gone Wild!
18. Is Yanni Gonna Have to Choke a Bitch?
19. Dead Baby Speed Bump
20. Holocaust Fun for the Whole Family
21. If You Can’t Trust a Mexican Hooker Who Can You Trust
22. Tune for Your Titties
23. Your Baby Is Flatter Than a Short Stack at IHOP
24. Myspace Beat Down
25. Candy, Cookies, Toys, and 18 Other Ways to Get Kids in Your Minivan
26. It Only Gets Worse from Here
27. I Totally Owned That Handicapped Kid in DDR
28. Jesus Was a Scarecrow
29. Trying to Keep the Body Count at Six
30. Who Needs Lubrication When I Have Your Tears
31. Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a Child Molester
32. Fetus Cock Slap
33. I’m Aint Filming Up Skirts, I’m Spying on Al-Qaeda
34. Remember, Feet First Through a Woodchipper
35. Almost as Cool as Stealing Prosthetic Legs (Screwed and
36. Chopped

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(From the album Hardcore Died With Hilter. 2006)

1. Caveman Dildo
2. Fuck Her and Kill Her But Not in That Order
3. Charles Lindbergh Was a Fuck Machine
4. Say Cheese and Get Raped
5. Pope Mobile Drive by
6. Sand Burial Fuckfest
7. No Viewing Octopus Porno on Company Time
8. I Swerved to Miss a Cat and Hit 36 Kids
9. Climbing the Ladder of Exhibitionism at the Old Folks Home
10. Dead Baby Eaten by Dogs
11. Doggie Style Cyber Sex with Marilyn Monrobot
12. Best Things in Life Are Free, Then Why Did I Pay to Get AIDS
13. Beaten with Your Own Cowboy Boots
14. Malibu Is for Gay Guidos and Women
15. I Don’t Just Develop Film, I Develop Families
16. Black Girlfriend Killed Grandma
17.  Sausage King Shooting Spree
18. The Story of the Lonely Giraffe Who Fucked a Tree, a Fence, and a Shed
19. Breastfeeding a Boozed Whore
20. If You Got the HIV. Holla at Us (Cause We Never Rock Jimmy Hats)
21. It Fucking Hurts When I Piss
22. Since When Is Caging a Child Illegal
23. Of Course I’m Not a Real Person. I’m a Big Piece of Poop
24. Managing to Fuck a 16-Year-Old
25. You Would Rise to the Occasion in a Room Full of Guys
26. Cape + Mask + Gun = Neighborhood Shooting Rampage

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(From the album Drop It Asshole! 2006)

1. I’m Too Old for This Shit
2. That’s Right Asshole, Shit Happens!
3. I’m’a Kill You, You Sick Asshole!
4. No Way You Live, No Way
5. Riggs!
6. Drop It Asshole!
7. Alfred, Do You Like Ice Cream?
8. You’re Rippin’ My Dick Off and Shovin’ It Up My Asshole!
9. Don’t Worry Asshole, You’ll Get Another Chance
10. On Your Knees Asshole!
11. All Dressed Up and No One To Blow
12. Lieutenant Mike Harrigan
13. I Never Forget an Asshole
14. I’m Gonna Die on a Toilet, Aren’t I?

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(From the album John Denver School of Flight. 2005)

1. What a Horrible Way to Go Out
2. Cherry Kool-Aid and K-Mart Sneakers Are Key Ingredients For Mass Suicide
3. HIV Infected Fecal Matter
4. I Took My A.K. to a Nun Shit Sex Orgy
5. We Finally Got a Drummer But He’s Paralyzed from the Neck Dow
6. I’ll Stick My Dancing Shoes Up Your Ass
7. Dimebag Is Just Like Selena…Dead
8. Burning Bridges Like I Burn Babies
9. Thug Mosh Grind Doo
10. John Denver School of Flight (Instrumental)
11. How Many Licks to the Center of a 8th Graders Pussy Pop

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(From the album The Bone Concubine. 2004)

1. I Fuck on the First Date
2. Damn, That’s the Second Girlfriend I’ve Killed
3. Why Are Fat Ugly People Always the Artistic Ones
4. Your Suicide Attempt Was Really Funny
5. First Freehold, Then the World, Then Space

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(From the album Smokin’ At The Gas Station. 2003)

1. Baby Clogged Toilet
2. Da Dirty Tampon Requiem
3. Giving Head to a Shotgun
4. I’m Not Racist, I Just Hate Minorities